Looking for the best Pet Laser Pointers? Trying to find the coolest, highest-quality Pet Laser Pointers? Or maybe you’re new to Pet Laser Pointers and want to make sure you get started on the right foot with some amazing gear? Either way, you’re in the right place!
- 【Interactive Cat Toys】High quality aluminum alloy shell which equipped with metal clip design and three adjustment modes, only need to slide adjustment, no need to long press,in addition,Interactive cat toys mini size and easy to carry, easily put this cat toys in your pocket or bag, use it anytime and anywhere for added.
- 【7 In 1 Modes】This cat toy has 5 patterns: red dot, mice, butterfly, smile face, star. Scoll the black gear on the head to change to 3 different modes: red, purple, white. You can use the purple to check couterfeit currency and check your pets. White mode can be used for emergency lighting. The red mode can be used to play with your cat or for PowerPoint presentation.
- 【Indoor Play】Excellent interactive cat toys can not only bring endless fun, but also exercise the pet's body and agility.Can provide exercise and endless fun,This exercise chaser toy can satisfy the curiosity and playfulness of your cat.
- 【USB Direct Charging】Unplug the back cover and connect the charging head to charge it. It does not need dry battery and is environmentally friendly.
- 【Gifts for Your Pets】With this toy, your pet will not feel lonely, but also can enhance the relationship between you and your pet, It's the best gift for pets.
- Safety material: This LED Laser pointer cat toy is made of ABS plastic, tasteless, safe and bite-proof.
- USB Charging, Compatible for all USB device. No batteries are needed, Saving costs.
- 3 light modes,5 pattern: mouse + cat's claw + bone + love + fish bone, Cat toy light Enough to attract your pet.
- Pointer with Presentation Clicker Features for speeches and teaching.
- Emergency lighting.Field mini flashlight. UV Money detector.
- 【Interactive Cat Toys】High quality aluminum alloy shell which equipped with metal clip design and three adjustment modes, only need to slide adjustment, no need to long press,in addition,Interactive cat toys mini size and easy to carry, easily put this cat toys in your pocket or bag, use it anytime and anywhere for added.
- 【7 In 1 Modes】This cat toy has 5 patterns. Scoll the black gear on the head to change to 3 different modes: red, purple, white. You can use the purple to check couterfeit currency and check your pets. White mode can be used for emergency lighting. The red mode can be used to play with your cat or for PowerPoint presentation.
- 【Indoor Play】Excellent interactive cat toys can not only bring endless fun, but also exercise the pet's body and agility.Can provide exercise and endless fun,This exercise chaser toy can satisfy the curiosity and playfulness of your cat.
- 【USB Direct Charging】Unplug the back cover and connect the charging head to charge it. It does not need dry battery and is environmentally friendly.
- 【Gifts for Your Pets】With this toy, your pet will not feel lonely, but also can enhance the relationship between you and your pet, It's the best gift for pets.
- Cat laser pointer toy: The brightness of the laser is moderate, just right. Stimulate the hunting instinct of cats and dogs.t interactive adventures. Versatility.This laser pointer toys is definitely one of the perfect pet toy for cat lovers.
- Multifunctional: Can be used as a laser toy pet interaction and remote control. Or it can be used as a mini flashlight . Can be tried indoors and outdoors.onger.
- Wide application. Used for interactive entertainment toy for pets, cats and dogs, for kids amusement, tour guide, classroom and business presentations, hiking or outdoor activities. Use it as a mini flashlight torch when reading, walking, running at night.
- Portable, lightweight & keychain design. It is small enough to fit in a pocket, purse, handbag, etc. Ideal for camping, fishing, running, dog walks and emergencies.
- This cat toys can let your kitten release hunting nature to your hearts content, it's can be enhance pet exercise and relieve theirs anxiety.
- 【Upgrade button】: sliding button design, no need to keep pressing the button.
- 【Convenient charging】:no need to install batteries, charging via USB plug, convenient charging. and also makes them very excited.
- You can mark the key points of your speech ppt.
- 【Reasonable design】:small size, easy to carry, you can easily put the interactive toy in your pocket or school bag, and use it anytime, anywhere to increase convenience.
- It's also very useful for field rescue and exploration.
- The laser pen cat toy adopts a high-quality metal alloy shell with a non-slip design and a pen clip, which gives you a comfortable touch and is sturdy and durable.
- No battery: It adopts a detachable and convenient design, which is convenient to assemble the battery. The cat pointer toy is powered by 2 AAA batteries (not included in the package), which you can easily find from your local store. Longer life and more environmentally friendly than coin cell batteries.
- Each laser pointer has a color: red, green, or purple. Different colored light spots evoke memories of pet catching and hunting. This pet interactive toy maximizes the interest of cats and dogs.
- Easy Use: Exquisite key switch design, Press to power on, release to power off, It is very Simple and convenient to use.
- This is a laser toy for cat and dog pet training interaction or teaching remote control. Super easy to carry around. This laser pointer demonstrator can be used for teaching, demonstration, conference, entertainment, cat teasing, etc.
- MENTAL STIMULATION: Indoor pets can sometimes become bored and disassociated with their natural instincts. Brighten their day with our Astral Mouse lasers!
- PHYSICAL EXERCISE: Cat lasers offer many benefits and is one of the best ways to engage your pet in exercise for agility, strength, and weight loss! Keep your pet happy and healthy!
- PRESENTATION POINTER: Our lasers are great for cats and people alike! They can be used for teaching and presentations to help make your points effectively and efficiently.
- DURABLE DESIGN: Our lasers are made from sturdy ABS plastic materials, and they will last through many uses both indoor and outdoor.
- BATTERY OPERATED: No need to worry about carrying around additional cords! These lasers are always ready to go with 2 AAA batteries (not included).
- 😻 LOTS OF FUN : Interactive laser cat toy for interacting with cats, chaser toys, with 5 patterns of projections (Point, Smile Face, Butterfly, Mouse, Star), improving your interactions with your pets, making your cat nuts and keeping you very entertained as well
- 😸MULTI-PURPOSE : It’s a flashlight and it’s a black light and a laser all in one. An interactive laser cat toys, small led flashlight, UV light, help to interact with cats, inspect cat moss
- 😽BATTERY POWERED : USB rechargeable battery, Goes for hours without needing to be recharged. No more buying tiny batteries. Type-C USB cable is offered, we can also recharge via power bank, computer, any device with USB port
- 🙀EASY TO USE : the laser is very strong, and the shapes are clear to make out. 5 patterns of laser projections, switches of light on/off, popular cat interactive laser toys, cat teaser toys, cat charser toys
- 😸PACKAGE INCLUDES : 1 laser pointer cat toy, 1 type-C USB cable, 1 lanyard, well packaged in paper box
- 【Can be placed or hung】You can place the product on a table or hang it on windows, walls, doors, or tile surfaces using hooks, according to your own usage needs and your cat's preferences. Adjust the angle of the laser head for optimal use
- 【Adjustable Circling Ranges】The adjustable angle of the laser head in the vertical direction ranges from 0 to 130° .You can freely adjust the angle of the laser to make the red laser point shoot towards the ground or the wall. Make the circular trajectory larger or smaller according to the cat's preference to achieve the training effect
- 【Automatic On /Off】Valonii cat laser toy automatically shuts off after 15 minutes of operation, then automatically turns on again for 15 minutes after 3 hours, repeating this cycle.Entertain your cats when you're busy or out
- 【3 Speed Modes】The toy offers 3 speed modes (fast/slow/mixed), indicated by the switch key (yellow light/red light/purple light) staying on continuously, to meet the play needs of cats of different ages and activity levels
- 【Rechargeable Large Battery】800mAh USB rechargeable large capacity battery is included,. Charging 2.5 hrs,working 2 days continuously.Please Use 5V/1A Adapter Charging the toy
- Interactive Toy: This cat and dog toy is an interactive UV flashlight that doubles as a blacklight detector for pet stains and bed bugs.
- Rechargeable Battery: The toy is powered by a rechargeable lithium polymer battery that provides up to 3 hours of runtime.
- Special UV Light: The flashlight emits a 365nm ultraviolet light that illuminates pet stains and bed bugs for easy detection.
- Easy to Use: Just press the button to turn the toy on and off, and the built-in LED light will illuminate pet stains and bed bugs.
- Durable and Portable: The toy is made of sturdy plastic and measures 5.5 inches long, making it easy to carry around your home or travel with your pet.
- 🐱2022 Latest Model: Not only pet toys, but also essential gadgets for life
- 🐱7 in 1 Function: The LED light teasing cat function will make the cat crazy, ultraviolet light and flashlight can be used as emergency tools
- 🐱Convenient and rechargeable: Insert the USB head of the device directly into the charging device, it can be fully charged in about 1.5 hours, and it can be used for more than three hours
- 🐱Small and Exquisite: You can easily put it in your pocket or bag, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and play happily with your cat
- 🐱Free Mouse Toy: The package contains a feather mouse toy, trust me, it will surprise your cat
- ►【Interactive Cat Laser Toy& Account Sharing 】VStarcam pet camera with laser toy to tease and exercise pets. Remotely control the laser rotation through the mobile phone or set the fixed-point cruise.You can interact and play with pets even if you are outside.Pet monitor camera can be shared to others, you can enjoy sweet memories with your family.
- ►【2.4Ghz WiFi Camera & 3MP HD】Pet camera two way audio and video to check on your pet at anytime from your phone. kitty camera with 107°(diagonal)wide viewing angle lens combine with 355° horizontal & 120° vertical rotation range, puppy camera provides 360° protection for your home. Support 2.4Ghz WiFi (does not support 5Ghz WiFi currently).
- ►【Night Vision & Pet Camera with Phone App 2 Way Audio 】Pet monitoring camera with phone app with Intelligent IR-Cut dual filters ensures high quality images both day and night. Night vision up to 10m in pitch dark. With built-in microphone and speaker, you can talk to your love whenever you want with this cat camera. Pup/ kittens entertain with cameras even when they are at home. This is a cat toy for cat lovers.
- ►【Motion Detection Alerts】The wifi cat toys for indoor cats will keep the safety of your loved one 24/7. When the pet camera indoor is at defense, the motion detection alarm is available, alert message will be sent to you by Email /App. Also you can use it as baby / elder / nanny / pet monitor.
- ►【Cloud Service & Storage Card & NVR】VStarcam Cat Camera with laser supports 7/24 recording, Max 256G TF card (NOT INCLUDED) and Cloud storage. You can live-stream your footage or play back with timeline. 12 months and 24-hour friendly customer service. If you need any assistance pls contact us or instant chat with our online support in O-KAM Pro App.
- 🐱UPGRADE BUTTON: The latest upgrade, original click switch button is upgraded to a sliding button, which makes the switching function more convenient
- 🐈2023 NEW FEATURES: 3 most useful functions: LED Light pattern, 5 patterns can be switched by scrolling the wheel, classic mode for all cats. LED flashlight, can be used as emergency lighting. UV light can detect banknotes
- 🐱USB RECHARGEABLE: The charging method is upgraded from the original data cable to a USB straight plug, which can be seen by opening the back cover, which is more convenient. It can be fully charged in about 1.5 hours, and the charging output power should not exceed 5V, 1A
- 🐈INTERACTIVE CAT TOY: It can interact well with your pet and can also exercise your pet's body and agility.
- 👍FYNIGO Brand is Back: Please contact us for any quality issues and we'll offer you a refund, no returns necessary. Purchase with confidence.
- Product Size: The closed size of these hand pointer sticks is about 17cm/6.7in, the length when stretched is about 45cm/17.7.7in, and the diameter is about 1.3cm/0.5in. The length can be adjusted flexibly.
- 【MULTIPLE USES】: This cat toys can let your kitten release hunting nature to your hearts content, it's can be enhance pet exercise and relieve theirs anxiety. You can even use the pointer as a for meeting, Classroom Teaching. etc
- 【HIGH QUALITY 】: Our Cat toy pen are made of High quality metal alloy casing and Equipped with Anti-slip design and Pen clip, Lightweight, Give you a comfortable touching and
- 【EASY TO USE】: Cat toys exquisite key switch design, Press to power on, release to power off, It is very Simple and convenient to use.
- 【ENDLESS FUN】: Letting your beloved pets exercise and have fun effortlessly.Also, the cat laser chase toys can satisfy the curiosity and playfulness of your cat or dog, keep them healthier. you and your pet will have unprecedented fun.
- Cat Toys for Indoor Cats: Cats love to chase the red dot. Auto-rotating laser cat toys create a unique experience for your cat's challenging hunt. Give out a laser beam in an unexpected path. Also make simulate bird squeaky to satisfy your cat's hunting instincts.
- Laser Pointer Cat Toy: Kitten toys will enhance the relationship with your cat. Combine cat laser and cat wand into robotic ball cat toy. What's more, If you keep interacting with your cat by PETGEEK cat toy frequently, it will help your cats to keep healthy.
- Electric Cat Wand Toy : Tumbler design silvervine cat toy are irresistible lure for cats! Press the on/off switch, place the toy on the floor, pat it to auto rotating. Cat ball toy will auto shut off of to save energy, pat to reactivate it. (need 2 AAA batteries, not included).
- Automatic Cat Robotic Toy: Cat laser pointer help your cats to jump, pounce and chase. Best way for your cats do more exercise, making them be released and happy! Suit for cats and kittens of all ages! Your feline friend deserve the best gift.
- SAFETY WITH PETGEEK: PETGEEK interactive cat toy is made of environmentally friendly ABS material. 2 different cat wand feather inspire cat's wildness. A mini screwdriver help you install the battery. 100% satisfaction service in PETGEEK. Any issues, please feel free to contact us.
- SPOT Dolphin Laser Wand is an entertaining 2-in-1 cat toy with a feather teaser wand and laser pointer combined
- Dual toy with a classic feather wand and laser pointer, both enticing cats to pounce and chase
- Colorful feathers tease cats into chasing and a button activated laser to drive cats wild. Press button to activate laser.
- Safe and fun for cats of all ages. As with any toys, supervise your pet at all times during play.
- Includes one toy with a combo feather wand and laser, batteries included
- 【Real Random Interactive Cat Laser Toy】Dual motor control for horizontal rotation and vertical swinging of the laser head. Stimulates the hunting instinct of pets, keeping them consistently interested. Other automatic laser toys with only circular patterns can easily bore pets. For a better user experience, it is recommended to place the toy on a table at a height of 8-35 inches
- 【Automatic On /Off】Valonii cat laser toy automatically shuts off after 15 minutes of operation, then automatically turns on again for 15 minutes after 3 hours, repeating this cycle.Entertain your cats when you're busy or out
- 【3 Speed Modes】The toy offers 3 speed modes (fast/slow/mixed), indicated by the switch key (yellow light/red light/purple light) staying on continuously, to meet the play needs of cats of different ages and activity levels
- 【Built-in Rechargeable Battery】Equipped with a 1200mAh rechargeable battery that can be charged via USB cable, fully charged in 2.5 hours, and lasts for approximately 2 days of use
- 【Adjustable Angle】The laser head angle can be freely adjusted to allow the toy to emit random laser dots on the ground or walls. The laser head can be manually adjusted within a vertical range of 50° and automatically swings within a horizontal range of 60°
- 【The First Real Random Trajectory Automatic Cat Laser Toy】The built-in dual motor moves the laser point trajectory randomly, stimulating your pet's hunting instincts and keeping them engaged.For a better play experience, it is recommended to place the toy on a table at a height of 8-35 inches
- 【Motion-Activated】When the smart sensor detects your pet moving, the YVE LIFE cat laser toy is automatically activated and works for 15 minutes before turning off. The sensor can only be activated once every 2 hours, with a working distance of 0-13.1 ft.
- 【3 Speed Modes Available】The toy has 3 speed modes (fast/slow/mixed) to meet different exercise needs of cats. This interactive laser cat toy provides the best experience for indoor cats.
- 【Rechargeable Large Battery】The included USB rechargeable 1000Amh battery is fully charged in 2.5 hours and provides up to 2 days of use.The product supports plug-in use, eliminating your worries
- 【Angle adjustable】By freely adjusting the angle of the laser head, you can make the toy shoot random laser dots on the ground or walls to satisfy your pet's preferences and make their playtime more exciting. The laser head can be manually adjusted within a 50° angle range vertically and automatically oscillates within a 60° angle range horizontally
- Product Size: The closed size of these hand pointer sticks is about 17cm/6.7in, the length when stretched is about 45cm/17.7.7in, and the diameter is about 1.3cm/0.5in. The length can be adjusted flexibly.
- 【MULTIPLE USES】: This cat toys can let your kitten release hunting nature to your hearts content, it's can be enhance pet exercise and relieve theirs anxiety. You can even use the pointer as a for meeting, Classroom Teaching. etc
- 【HIGH QUALITY 】: Our Cat toy pen are made of High quality metal alloy casing and Equipped with Anti-slip design and Pen clip, Lightweight, Give you a comfortable touching and
- 【EASY TO USE】: Cat toys exquisite key switch design, Press to power on, release to power off, It is very Simple and convenient to use.
- 【ENDLESS FUN】: Letting your beloved pets exercise and have fun effortlessly.Also, the cat laser chase toys can satisfy the curiosity and playfulness of your cat or dog, keep them healthier. you and your pet will have unprecedented fun.
- Product Size: The closed size of these hand pointer sticks is about 17cm/6.7in, the length when stretched is about 45cm/17.7.7in, and the diameter is about 1.3cm/0.5in. The length can be adjusted flexibly.
- 【MULTIPLE USES】: This cat toys can let your kitten release hunting nature to your hearts content, it's can be enhance pet exercise and relieve theirs anxiety. You can even use the pointer as a for meeting, Classroom Teaching. etc
- 【HIGH QUALITY 】: Our Cat toy pen are made of High quality metal alloy casing and Equipped with Anti-slip design and Pen clip, Lightweight, Give you a comfortable touching and
- 【EASY TO USE】: Cat toys exquisite key switch design, Press to power on, release to power off, It is very Simple and convenient to use.
- 【ENDLESS FUN】: Letting your beloved pets exercise and have fun effortlessly.Also, the cat laser chase toys can satisfy the curiosity and playfulness of your cat or dog, keep them healthier. you and your pet will have unprecedented fun.
This guide is designed to help normal folks like you and me easily spot the good stuff from the not-so-good stuff. We’ll show you exactly what to look for so you can spend your hard-earned money on Pet Laser Pointers that are truly worth it.
What exactly are a Pet Laser Pointers?
The Pet Laser Pointers are specialized products used by enthusiasts of the hobby or activity. They come in various shapes, sizes and levels of quality.
Pretty neat, right? But not all Pet Laser Pointers are created equal. The cheap ones might look okay at first glance, but they’re made with low-quality materials and poor construction. That means they’ll start falling apart and wearing out before you know it. What a waste of money!
The Difference Between Cheap and Quality Pet Laser Pointers
The really good Pet Laser Pointers are made very differently. They use high-quality parts and are put together with a lot of skill and care. These premium products are:
So while quality Pet Laser Pointers might cost more upfront, you actually save money in the long run because you don’t have to keep replacing cheap junk. Not to mention you get way more enjoyment out of using a well-made product that works like a dream.
How to Identify a Truly Well-Made Pet Laser Pointers
How can you tell if the Pet Laser Pointers are really well-made though? Here are some key things to watch for:
Materials
The best Pet Laser Pointers use top-notch materials like aircraft-grade aluminum, stainless steel, genuine leather and so on.
Anything less is a sign that it’s a cheaply-made product that will fall apart fast.
Features & Design
Well-crafted Pet Laser Pointers have smart designs with useful features like enhanced ergonomics, increased durability, innovative functionality and more.
This is what separates the real high-performance products from basic bargain-bin models.
Construction Quality
Solid, well-built Pet Laser Pointers should show close attention to detail, such as reinforced stress points, precision engineering, and flawless finishes.
You can just tell when something was slapped together quickly versus made with skill and care.
Brand Reputation
Stick to buying from brands with a proven history of making quality Pet Laser Pointers that last. Always check reviews and ask other Pet Laser Pointers users about what brands they recommend and trust.
No Fakes!
There are lots of counterfeit and knockoff Pet Laser Pointers out there that look legit at first glance. Always buy from official brand stores or authorized sellers to ensure you’re getting the real 100% authentic.
Factors to Consider When Choosing the Right Pet Laser Pointers
Intended Use
Think about how you plan to use the Pet Laser Pointers. If it’s for casual, infrequent use, you may be able to go with a less expensive option. But for regular, heavy-duty use, you’ll want to invest in the highest quality gear.
Skill Level
Are you a beginner or seasoned pro at this hobby? Advanced users may need more specialized with enhanced features, while beginners can start with more basic equipment.
Item Lifespan
How long do you intend to use this item? If it’s just a short-term thing, a cheaper option could suffice. But if you want decades of use, go for the premium Pet Laser Pointers built to last generations.
Additional Costs
Don’t just look at the upfront price tag. Factor in any extra costs for accessories, repairs, maintenance, replacements parts, etc. over the life of the Pet Laser Pointers.
Narrowing Down Your Pet Laser Pointers Options
With so many Pet Laser Pointers products on the market, it can be overwhelming to pick the right one. Here are some tips to help narrow your options:
Having a focused list of strong contenders makes the final decision so much easier.
Picking the Perfect Pet Laser Pointers for Your Needs
So how do you ultimately choose the right product for your needs? Here are some easy tips:
Make a List of Must-Haves
Write down the exact features and specs you need before shopping around. That way you won’t get distracted by fancy bells and whistles you don’t actually want or need.
Set a Reasonable Budget
Don’t go rock bottom on price no matter how tempting it is – that’s how you end up with junk. But also be realistic about what you can afford to spend. Quality ain’t cheap!
Do Your Homework
Read reviews from regular consumers and enthusiasts. Watch video demos. Learn everything you can about different product models before buying so you can make an informed choice.
Check the Brand’s Background
How long have they been around? Where do they manufacture? What do other Pet Laser Pointers users say about their products? This context clues you into their level of quality and credibility.
Calculate the Long-Term Cost
While the upfront sticker price will be higher, that premium Pet Laser Pointers could actually cost you less over its super-long lifetime of use compared to replacing multiple cheaper products.
Trust Your Gut
At the end of the day, you know quality when you see and feel it. If something seems off about a particular item, there’s probably a good reason. Go with the option that feels 100% right to you.
Tips for Inspecting Pet Laser Pointers In-Person
While you can learn a lot from research, there’s no substitute for seeing and handling Pet Laser Pointers yourself before purchasing. Here’s what to look for:
Reputable brands will have robust warranties and return policies too, so be sure to understand those terms.
Extended Warranties – Worth It or Not?
You’ll often be offered an extended warranty when buying higher-end Pet Laser Pointers. Is it worth paying extra for added coverage?
It depends on a few factors:
If you’ll be using the Pet Laser Pointers frequently for years in tough conditions, and the warranty is reasonably priced, it could provide valuable protection. But for casual, careful use, you may be able to skip it.
Getting the Best Deal on Quality Pet Laser Pointers Gear
Even once you’ve identified the perfect Pet Laser Pointers, there are still ways to pay less than full retail price:
Stacking a few of those money-saving tactics can lead to seriously low prices on top-shelf Pet Laser Pointers gear!
Building Your Pet Laser Pointers Collection Over Time
For some hobbies, outfitting yourself with all the equipment you need can be an expensive proposition, even after finding good deals. One strategy is to build your collection gradually over time.
Start with the most essential, versatile items first. Then add specialized pieces as your skills progress and your budget allows. Having the proper core items is better than a bunch of niche accessories and toys.
You can also plan to upgrade key items every few years as your enthusiasm and commitment levels increase. That heirloom-quality product you can’t afford today could be well within reach in a couple years’ time.
Pet Laser Pointers Communities and Resources
Don’t go in alone on your quest for the best products in your hobby! There are tons of communities, clubs and online resources full of fellow enthusiasts.
Tap into their collective knowledge and experience to get advice, see item reviews, scout for deals and discounts, learn maintenance tips, and generally level up your hobby.
In-person meetings are great for hands-on lessons, trying out new products, and bonding over your shared passion. Online forums and social media groups allow you to connect with people that share the same interests.
Key Takeaways for Buying the Best Pet Laser Pointers
There’s a huge difference between true high-quality Pet Laser Pointers built to last and those flimsy bargain-basement cheapos. If you want to get your money’s worth and enjoy your hobby for years to come, you gotta do your research and buy smart. This guide gives you all the insider tips to make that happen.
Once you have that sweet new Pet Laser Pointers home, the fun is just getting started! Proper cleaning and maintenance will keep it in tip-top shape for the long haul. Join some communities online or in-person to learn all the tricks. You’ll get to bond with fellow enthusiasts too.
The bottom line? Buying quality Pet Laser Pointers might require a bigger upfront investment. But you’re getting an item crafted with care and built to bring you decades of satisfaction. It’s absolutely worth it if you’re serious about your hobby. So quit messing around with trash and treat yourself to the good stuff already!